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girlowner: Sir had told girl exactly what to wear for dinner that evening. His favourite dress, His favourite shoes and perfume… girl was dressed to please Sir and they were going to have a romantic dinner together… or so girl thought because just

naughty-aunt:I never in my wildest dreams expected this. It was just a road-trip with my aunt and her girlfriend. I thought they were kind of boring actually. That night though at the hotel they started asking me about college, and dating, and what

I fell in love with you like droplets in the ocean. Every facet of you was just a drip, but— but the ripples they caused were massive. I … all those times I should’ve been more plain with you; I’m in love with you.” - Droplets Ch 19 by theprophetlemonadeF

I knew she thought the girls I dated were worthless skanks. I ignored her until one day she challenged me. If she could prove to me that these girls didn’t know what they were doing, would I stop dating them. In return, I could have her anytime

Huh, so that’s what it actually says on the side. I thought they were beans.

blackmansbride: She thought sex was exciting when they were talking about getting her pregnant. That’s nothign compared to what happened when she told him it actually happened.

fucking-ruin-her: Eyes wide, mouth open. No thoughts in that pretty little head, just Cock. Good girls accept and embrace what they were made for.

When you were a schoolboy and so confident in what you thought what was, and what wasn’t sexy, that you thought the desires of the girls were a joke. That if they allowed themselves to look a women like boys do, then they would all become lesbians.So

All right, let’s take a look.Well, they’re *pretty* blue, but I don’t quite agree that they’re full enough. I mean, what’s it been, two months? Yeah, looking closer, I’m surprised you thought they were full enough that you deserve an orgasm.Nah,

sub-lili: It might be crazy to think, for those that thought they knew her, what went on in the recesses of her mind. For she wasn’t as innocent as her angelic looks implied. But if you were to look into her eyes, past their emerald enchantment, you

darknessringo: After my Hanmetra post, I thought I would talk about another ship I was thinking of; so what about McCree and Pharah?They were both young when they joined Overwatch (I looked up that photo from Ana’s origins story again), they are both

So… i saw the news in the morning, and they were talking about a few cases of cannibalism here in the city, and some minor incidents in other state.Man… I thought that the season premiere of The Walking Dead was this sunday.I was wrong&helli

Worst day in marketing ever. It was exactly what i thought it’d be. We presented only to be stopped half way to be told how terrible everything was and that they were so disappointed and the fact that I stayed up till4am last night memorizing my

thebuttkingpost: shitpost-senpai: Holy shit that looks like ass. Eat shit gearbox. I hope you go bankrupt. oh my god I thought they were from the same game for a second what is this??? Like is this a phone game?

revolutionary-mindset:The New York teens thought the officers were there to check on their well being considering they had both been hit by a car while trying to cross the street but it turns out that as the teens were in the hospital being checked by

Happy Birthday Wuff!!!!I saw the ask about what Pokemon Matias and Anders would be and this image immediately came to me, so I thought I’d draw it for your birthday :) (sorry if I’m a bit late/early!)Ur an incredible artist and I love your characters

amiableamateur: asynca: gobywan: r4cs0: xphilosoraptorx: friendly-neighborhood-patriarch: oh my wow that’s pretty. What manner of nature sorcery is this? Whoa son Definitely thought they were speedrunning tea for the first bit. FORBIDDEN

shutup-rachel:I thought the funny part about Dracula was that the characters didn’t know they were in Dracula but so far it looks like Jonathan Harker exclusively doesn’t know he’s in Dracula and everyone else has a pretty solid idea of what’s

hetakesthemfromme: I thought it was pretty cool that my best friend and my girlfriend were getting along. They were even having what they call “friendly dates” and i really found it cool he tried his best to get along with my girlfriend. That was

alyossan: I remember the first time someone told me to keep Mace in my purse for self-defense, I thought they were talking about an actual fucking medieval weapon mace. I wish that had actually been what they were talking about because that sounds badass

naughty-aunt:I never in my wildest dreams expected this. It was just a road-trip with my aunt and her girlfriend. I thought they were kind of boring actually. That night though at the hotel they started asking me about college, and dating, and what

just-shower-thoughts:when your pet comes to you from another room, the preceding moments meant that they were alone somewhere and thought about YOU, an animal brain literally thought about you and came to you to see what you were doing. that’s love,

alyossan: I remember the first time someone told me to keep Mace in my purse for self-defense, I thought they were talking about an actual fucking medieval weapon mace. I wish that had actually been what they were talking about because that sounds badass

the-entire-furry-fandom: koyohmi: the-entire-furry-fandom: i take it all back, these things we call memes, they’re not as awful as i thought they were- i mean they bring us all together and what’s better than that? guys being dudes MEMES ARE

zealothia: Wait hold the horses Gems don’t need to sleep So all gems become not-human??? Because I thought Steven was human! So they ‘become’ a race for gems? what if they were all humans before they became gems?? why don’t they need sleep?

Also, what’s a non-creepy way to say “awww, Gem feet” because they were not wearing shoes for the first time ever and I thought that was cute

recursorsprite: I find it interesting that Pearl is left handed, if we’re going by the assumption that the Gems emulate human behaviour based on what they see humans doing (as artemispanthar pointed out to me). Left-handed people were persecuted for

ferdisanerd: A friend told me a while ago that I should check out a little show called Steven Universe. Since they knew I liked Gravity Falls and Adventure Time they thought it was right my alley. You know what? They were right! I just watched all 18

I wonder if the Steven Universe facebook page is still going to do that “imagine what Sugilite will look like” thing they were planning (like they did with Opal in “Giant Woman”) now that its aired in other countries and a lot

What if all the Golden Girls were Gems and they fused into a giant old lady

I know I’m in the extreme minority here but I actually think Cats looks fine? I mean, it looks odd but it’s Cats, it was always gonna look a little odd! The play has always looked odd (we’re just used to it now)! It’s real life

it amazes me that certain famous people are looked at as “role models”…yet…clearly some of them dont know shit about love/marriage/relationships. they wouldnt know what any of those 3 things were if it bit them in the ass or

marsincharge:Black kids in Atlanta got put on lockdown so they couldn’t leave school during the #NationalWalkoutDay and what did they do? THEY KNEELED. They were barred from the same sort of freedom to exercise their rights that students in other places

11.44. 48. That’s how old they were.We can no longer let sayings like “ guns don’t kill ppl. Ppl kill ppl using guns”. Well guess what? We can’t fix all the ppl. And we dont have a monitor on ppl when they decide that they were going to snap.

theconsultingharlequin: exrlgrey: miseryxcloud: exrlgrey: Moose are so big, holy shit I thought they were like deer size holy shit I thought that was a fucking dinosaur I kno what the heck Welcome to Canada.

travisfimmelunofficial: “The characters of Rollo [Ragnar’s brother] and Floki [Ragnar’s best friend] were already taken — I thought they were the more interesting characters, a lot more flawed and all that. But Michael knew sort of what I

lalondes: this panel is 1000000000% better if you pretend they’re all talking about bottoming

nigga-chan: if you see a game, comic, or show that was made in japan and everyone in it has Japanese names, was born and raised in japan , and speaks Japanese and you think the characters are white guess what they’re Japanese

chrstopher: magnemite-not-make-it: the-vortexx: If real life was like The Sims OH THATS WHAT IT WAS I think all of us thought we were reading the most fucked up post on tumblr and halfway through realized what it was

nothing-more-than-hot-leaf-juice:Iroh knew that zuko was the blue spirit because one day when they were in the Earth Kingdom he saw the blue spirit wanted poster and thought “what kind of person would break into a fire nation prison to free the avatar

swedishcervixpoker: You were at that age when you thought you were all that, and could get guys to do whatever you wanted. Of course you’d never give them what they wanted. I saw right through you and simply took what I wanted.

alyossan: I remember the first time someone told me to keep Mace in my purse for self-defense, I thought they were talking about an actual fucking medieval weapon mace. I wish that had actually been what they were talking about because that sounds badass

yamino: xekstrin: groovyphilia: Apparently, this was the guy who was deported for being too handsome. Suddenly, I understand. omg I thought they were kidding but that’s literally what happened Happens to me all the time.

whatupmoonpie: LIKE MY GLOW-IN-THE-DARK GLASSES THAT EVERYONE THOUGHT WERE DORKY UNTIL I TOLD THEM THEY GLOWED IN THE DARK? YEAH, THAT’S WHAT I THOUGHT.

aleciajones005: theconsultingharlequin: exrlgrey: miseryxcloud: exrlgrey: Moose are so big, holy shit I thought they were like deer size holy shit I thought that was a fucking dinosaur I kno what the heck Welcome to Canada.

teamfreesnuggles: i wonder how many sheriffs at that retreat know sam and dean they’re gonna show up and everyone in the building will be like, “oh, it’s those federal agents that came by that one time!” “what? i thought they were park

sharkbutte: thats-what-sidhe-said: revolutionarykoolaid: Damn, at first I thought they were just constantly reposting it today for effect. Then I peeped the dates and realize they’ve been using the same headline for years. This country is infuriating.

tennants-hair: absolutely-flabbergasted: black—betty: theconsultingharlequin: exrlgrey: miseryxcloud: exrlgrey: Moose are so big, holy shit I thought they were like deer size holy shit I thought that was a fucking dinosaur I kno what the heck

rainbow-muncher26: misha-bawlins: dean-winchester-is-batman: “What’s all this?” I am going to break down sobbing any second send help Friendly reminder that then they thought it was the last Christmas they were gonna spend together. Death

theconsultingharlequin: exrlgrey: miseryxcloud: exrlgrey: Moose are so big, holy shit I thought they were like deer size holy shit I thought that was a fucking dinosaur I kno what the heck Welcome to Canada.

theconsultingharlequin: exrlgrey: miseryxcloud: exrlgrey: Moose are so big, holy shit I thought they were like deer size holy shit I thought that was a fucking dinosaur I kno what the heck Welcome to Canada.

noweveryonesgone:They were all right what they said on the forum, that no matter how much it hurt when you let him fuck and tie with your ass you would always go back for more, it’s all I’ve thought about all night, so as soon as everyone had gone

standardjill: the-more-u-know: fit-madness: glita: quite a healthy/summer alternative for cake What’s that in the middle of the fruit slices? (show on the last pic) yeah I noticed that as well,I thought they were different photos but the plate

blasianxbri: slick-killa: blasianxbri: This shit.. I was like… WHAT Did she really say that shit? Yes. She was talking about the fact that she didn’t call the cops because she thought they were supposed to contact her.

noweveryonesgone: They were all right what they said on the forum, that no matter how much it hurt when you let him fuck and tie with your ass you would always go back for more, it’s all I’ve thought about all night, so as soon as everyone had gone

lesbianshepard: lesbianshepard: i know there’s the joke that as kids we thought that the bermuda triangle and quicksand were way more serious than they actually are but you know what else i thought was a notable danger? whirlpools. i thought they just

I just had a thought…. What if people that are allergic to animals (me included) were allergic to most Pokemon (the fluffy ones) if they were real…

naughty-aunt:I never in my wildest dreams expected this. It was just a road-trip with my aunt and her girlfriend. I thought they were kind of boring actually. That night though at the hotel they started asking me about college, and dating, and what

just-shower-thoughts:when your pet comes to you from another room, the preceding moments meant that they were alone somewhere and thought about YOU, an animal brain literally thought about you and came to you to see what you were doing. that’s love,

myperfectpoison: some-one-shoot-me: it-was-her—secret: letmegogetmywings: unicornmunch: iamtrappedinglass: I thought that maybe he could.. … You know what. I was hospitalized. And they were supposed to help me. But, i feel worse. My thoughts

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